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names kerrie. 19 years old. don't know what the fuck i want to do right now. i focus too much attention on the things that don't matter in life. i use music to express my thoughts. i love tattoos. i love to drink. id rather hang out with adults most of the time then immature kids my age. im ready to grow up but i still want to do kid things.



  •  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  •  When chemists die, they barium.
  •  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  •  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  •  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  •  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  •  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  •  I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  •  They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  •  We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  •  Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  •  Broken pencils are pointless.
  •  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  •  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  •  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  •  All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  •  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  •  Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  •  A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  •  The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  •  Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
silentinsomniac:

Tough loss… But you win with your head up & you lose with your head up. None the less, a great season by New England. One of the best I’ve ever seen! I’m still a proud fan! No loss can change that. And I know that Myra is looking down and happy that the Pats went out there for something more than a trophy, a ring, and a parade. How can you not be romantic with sports?In the end, a little rain makes everyone anxious for the sunshine. 
  •  1. had sex?
  •  2. bought condoms?
  •  3. gotten pregnant?
  •  4. failed a class?
  •  5. kissed a boy?
  •  6. kissed a girl?
  •  7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
  •  8. had a job?
  •  9. slipped on ice?
  •  10. missed the school bus?
  •  11. left the house without my wallet?
  •  12. bullied someone on the internet?
  •  13. sexted?
  •  14. had sex in public?
  •  15. played on a sports team?
  •  16. smoked weed?
  •  17. smoked cigarettes?
  •  18. smoked a cigar?
  •  19. drank alcohol? .
  •  20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
  •  21. been overweight?
  •  22. been underweight?
  •  23. had an eating disorder?
  •  24. been to a wedding?
  •  25. made fun of someone for being fat?
  •  26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  •  27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  •  28. been late for work?
  •  29. been late for school?
  •  30. kissed in the rain?
  •  31. showered with someone else?
  •  32. failed my drivers test?
  •  33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
  •  34. been outside my home country?
  •  35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  •  36. had lice?
  •  37. gotten my heart broken?
  •  38. had a credit card?
  •  39. been to a professional sports game?
  •  40. broken a bone?
  •  41. been unhappy about my weight?
  •  42. won a trophy?
  •  43. cut myself?
  •  44. had an STD?
  •  45. got engaged?
  •  46. been on a diet?
  •  47. tried out to be on a tv show?
  •  48. rode in a taxi?
  •  49. been to prom?
  •  50. played a drinking game?
  •  51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  •  52. been to a concert?
  •  53. had a three-some?
  •  54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  •  55. been in a car accident?
  •  56. had braces?
  •  57. learned another language?
  •  58. killed an animal?
  •  59. been at a yard sale?
  •  60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
  •  61. wore make up?
  •  62. talked to someone via webcam?
  •  63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  •  64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
  •  65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  •  66. snuck out of the house?
  •  67. bought porn?
  •  68. had a virus on my computer?
  •  69. had oral sex?
  •  70. dyed my hair?
  •  71. gone skinny dipping?
  •  72. graduated from college?
  •  73. wore someone else’s clothes?
  •  74. voted in a presidential election?
  •  75. rode in an ambulance?
  •  76. rode in a helicopter?
  •  77. caught the stove on fire?
  •  78. got in a verbal fight?
  •  79. met someone famous?
  •  80. been on vacation?
  •  82. been on a boat?
  •  81. been on an airplane?
  •  83. broken something expensive?
  •  84. had surgery?
  •  85. kissed someone before I was 14?
  •  86. beat a video game?
  •  87. found something valuable on the ground?
  •  88. made a survey?
  •  89. stalked someone on a social network?
  •  90. prank called someone?
  •  92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
  •  91. been to a library outside of school?
  •  93. cut my hair and hated it?
  •  94. peed outside?
  •  95. went fishing?
  •  96. helped with charity?
  •  97. taken a pregnancy test?
  •  98. been rejected by a crush?
  •  99. been suspended from school?
  •  100.broken a mirror?
  •  ask me some QUESTIONS DAMNIT
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